Monday’s post about Sir Isaac Newton prompted a comment on the subject of eye operations from the one who cares about these things.
You see, eye operations are usually performed with either local or regional anaesthetics. (“… which means that the recovery rate is umpty percent better, and the operations are dumpty percent cheaper so that dum-diddy thousand more are done each year…. “ … or so the one who cares about these things explained). However, with some eye surgery the patient sees the scalpel come towards the eye, the latex covered hand, the surgeon’s masked face.
Ikketty ikkk. Ikketty ikketty IKKETTY IKKK!
Thankfully that is not something I’ve ever had to deal with, but I thought I’d share the following two images which are linked to the article in which they were originally published.
These show what a cataract operation looks like to the patient.
With a cataract, of course, you start with a lens which is translucent but not transparent, so you can see light and shade and little else. These two paintings were painted by artists following their eye operations. The full article is worth reading if only because of the slightly non-plussed tone of the thing.
I feel slightly non-plussed by them myself, but I thought they were oddly interesting, and worth sharing.
Right. That’s the last thing I have to say about sticking needles into your eyes, I promise. Well, unless there’s a next time.