I guess everyone has a moment when they realise that the news is beyond satire.
So: Without googling, where do you think this came from?
The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early today that she was a bail abscondee accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey.
What?!
Where?!!
South Korea? Dog cloning? Mormon missionaries? Women sexually assaulting men? Surrey?
You wouldn’t think it’s a news item from the Times though I prefer the Mail version which includes deaf-mute mime artists; well you would if you could, wouldn’t you?
Personally I don’t think it’s a news item at all. I think it’s a parlour game: Write your own headline
- Missionaries kidnapped in South Korea sexually assault cloned Mormon dogs
- South Korean Missionary dogs absconding Mormon clones in Surrey sexual assault
- Mormons dogging in South Korea abscond after sexually assaulting cloned Missionaries from Surrey
You have a go. It’s fun.
