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If I could ask Tony and Gordon…
Posted by Aphra Behn on April 17, 2007
At the suggestion of Mums 4 Medics, I have just spent a happy 15 minutes asking Tony and Gordon how they feel about being treated by consultants who have had 6,000 hours specialist training instead of 30,000 hours, and other questions relating to MMC and MTAS.
But then I had to stop.
All I wanted to ask was stuff like “how can you look yourself in the mirror?” and “in what world is 1,000,000 people marching to London to say ‘not in my name’? a mandate to start and illegal war?” and “why don’t you just drop dead you complacent piece of shit?”
So I had to stop.
You might have better luck.
April 18, 2007 at 9:57 pm
I wonder if 1,000,000 of us turning up at Downing St and standing silently with placards saying “We are really disappointed in you. You’ve let us down” would have any effect whatsoever.
Perhaps not.
April 19, 2007 at 9:31 pm
I will answer for them:
“how can you look yourself in the mirror?”
Because I run the country you dumb bitch and I’m a lawyer so I have no morals and I love myself…I prefer to whack myself off rather than do anything with Cherie..can you imagine a blowjob from her with that mouth…like slapping my cock around a bucket-lined with damp lint. Christ she can’t even sort out the contraception…a dad at my age lucky I’m rich and a Catholic I have a good excuse for being shit at contraception…it’s Gods will.
“in what world is 1,000,000 people marching to London to say ’not in my name’? a mandate to start and illegal war?”
The one where I know everything about you and you just know that I can do anything I want to, persuade my fellow scrounging self-serving wankers in parliment that Saddie had nukes and go to war to help out my bum-buddy and you can’t stop me..a ha a ha ha ha…kiss my ass, pleb. Oh and you have got 1,000,000 people…how you gonna stop me…yuou and whose army? Not mine because it will be stopping you A ha de bloody ha.
“why don’t you just drop dead you complacent piece of shit?”
Because I’m rich, I don’t have to use the crappy NHS system and in two months time I’ll be on the lecture circuit with permanent security cover so you couldn’t even shoot me…pleb..a ha a ha ha ha.
I think you get my drift.
And if you say I have no sense of humour why the fuck do you think I gave Hewitt a job in the NHS…fucking hilarious.
April 21, 2007 at 8:28 am
D’you know, Alfster, I think you may be right.
I always wondered just how much Clinton fancied Cherie - he’s always gone for women with big mouths. Though she might be a bit thin-lipped for him.
Aphra.
April 21, 2007 at 8:36 am
Teuchter, I suspect that you know the answer to that one.
Bastards that they are.
A.