(I’m touched, by the way, that you thought of me).

Specifically… oh, you’ll spot it.

I’m not sure I even understand the question “Do you know the words to the song on your Myspace profile?” That’s probably because I’ve never investigated Myspace, though.

I get excited about pantomimes, too, but I prefer the non-celebrity ones, where we get on with pretending that the principal boy really is a boy, enjoy the completely random songs and don’t have to worry about cheesy gags about whichever soap Buttons was recently in, or wonder why they bothered to employ Warthog from Gladiators when they clearly can’t even remember their lines, let alone act.