Aphra Behn – danger of eclectic shock

反射Blog Statsの尼僧の十字

July 14, 2006 · 8 Comments

This post wasn’t pornographic so I am doing a disservice to the many people who come here to read it.

I am bored of seeing this appearing so high in my blog-stats so I have used google to translate the page into Japanese because it looks much prettier that way, and the mis-translations may amuse any passing Japanese speaker.

I’ve put the original text of the page into the comments.


私が私のblog statsを見るとき、salutoryよく叙情詩のための彼らの調査から人形が」質問のsapphic魅惑による歌あなたのガールフレンドが私の物のようにまっすぐの願い猫への混乱させるサーチエンジンによってここに来る人々の余分の半分ことを見るためにであるか。私はまた私が6%にまたはそう私がおそらく特にそれらがページを言語エンジンを通してそしてされたスペイン語にそれ動かした、非常にきれいその言語で見るのでそれがmadonnaのすばらしい売春婦はだれの調査だったかの誰でも shortchangedこと来る人々の謝るべきであることを感じここにAphra Behnについての情報を捜す、わかってい。Pauline Reageについての原料を捜すかまたはoの物語が推定上捜しているものをに少なくとも関連付ける何かを見つけるかだれが5%、および私はmがおよび彼らの肩のニュージーランド人の破片の含意自慰するCatherineのdirectnessによって楽しんだ。しかし反射BONDAGEの尼僧の十字か。 私は意味するか。 何か。か。私はある幾分涼しいTシャツへそれをすればgoogle、右の以下リンク2つおよび新しい神学およびノートへ1つの#7である。

十分にwierdosの、インターネット。

Categories: Web 2.0 · internet · sexuality

8 responses so far ↓

  • Blogtheinternet // July 14, 2006 at 8:19 am

    If it makes you feel any better I found your site from searching google for Tippies the cows that were tipped.. LOL!!! Joking.. Yes, I do agree with it being strange how sites like ours are magnets for strange search term results pages… Cool post and cool site… adding your feed to my reader.

  • Singing Librarian // July 14, 2006 at 9:06 am

    That’s great! And very odd… Why on earth do people search for these things in the first place? I’d test it out to search for your blog via Google right now (I don’t remember you mentioning nuns!), but if I entered that as a search term at a work PC, I suspect I’d set some alarm bells ringing somewhere…

  • bloglily // July 15, 2006 at 12:11 am

    I don’t even want to think about the nun, the bondage, the reflection. But I’ll tell you, my site had a HUGE surge the other day when I posted on a subject I never thought I’d be even remotely interested in — World Cup. Apparently, this is on the minds of everyone in the world and a few of them stumbled on me. HA. Poor things. I wonder how many of them kept reading and realized, for the first time in their lives, that they might like to make some raspberry jam next time they’re watching sports on television and get bored? Or, hey, how about that Faulkner and Absolom, Absolom??

  • Agapanthus // July 15, 2006 at 12:42 am

    I am fascinated.

    I wonder how people are finding my blog?

    I wonder IF people are finding my blog.

    I know of one knitting blog whose writer was talking about having to wash a fleece repeatedly before it stopped stinking of barn-yard. In all innocence she googled ‘dirty sheep’. Oh dear. http://www.yarnharlot.ca/blog/archives/2006/03/31/hello_911.html

  • typingfool // July 25, 2006 at 6:17 am

    Oh god, I’m hysterical! I’ve wondered the same thing when looking at what people have googled to find me. Today one was Trace Adkins in prison. What the hell? I’d rather be associated with dirty sheep.

  • Aphra Behn // January 13, 2007 at 10:27 am

    It’s salutory, when I look at my blog stats, to see that well over half of the people who come here via a search engine are distracted from their search for the lyrics to the Pussycat Dolls’ song by the sapphic allure of the question don’t you wish your girlfriend was STRAIGHT like mine?

    I also feel I ought to apologise to the 6% or so of people who come here looking for information about Aphra Behn, and I’m aware that I’ve probably shortchanged whoever it was whose search was madonna great whore, especially as they ran the page through a language engine and rendered it into Spanish, and very pretty it looks in that language.

    The 5% who are looking for stuff about Pauline Reage or the Story of O do presumably find something which at least relates to what they are looking for, and I was amused by the directness of Catherine M wank and the implications of new zealanders chips on their shoulder.

    But BONDAGE NUN CROSS REFLECTIVE? I mean? What??

    I’m #7 on google if you do that, right under two links to some rather cool t-shirts and one to Theology New and Notes.

    Full of wierdos, the Internet.

  • Aphra Behn // January 21, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Some people are – it seems – remarkably stupid. What part of “I’ve put the original text of the page into the comments” do you think that the person who translated the page back into English did not understand?

    http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://aphrabehn.wordpress.com/2006/07/14/86/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=10&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dnuns%2Bin%2Bbondage%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox

  • Aphra Behn // July 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I’m closing comments on this one.

    AB

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